How To Kill Things – Page 5 – If it's alive, we'll tell you how to kill it.

How to Kill a Lobster

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

“Also be weary of a lobster that can sing and dance, Sebastian has been missing and I wouldn’t want to anger the Mer King by eating him”

Birds

How to Kill Pigeons

September 13, 2010February 2, 2012 - by The Staff - 5 Comments.

“If you are stupid enough not to have these weapons what the hell kind of good are you going to be in the Revolution against the flying vermin?”

Around the House / Bugs

How to Kill Black Widows

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Its an evil Black Widow, if you have problems with this then maybe you’re the sick one. Just saying.”

Lawn and Garden

How to Kill Aphids

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 2 Comments.

“A last resort method to kill aphids is one that I don’t recommend unless you have had all you can take and are at the end of your rope”

Lawn and Garden

How to Kill Mushrooms

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“However, my favorite method for killing mushrooms is a little known one. Most people have never heard of it and don’t believe it if they do”

Lawn and Garden

How to Kill Weeds

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“this is not about how to kill Weeds the television show. If you are looking for something on that, I can’t help you. Mostly because its a damn good show and I will not be a part of any campaign to bring it down”

Around the House / Bugs

How to Kill Termites

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Killing termites is a pain in the ass, I’m not going to sugarcoat it for you”

Around the House / Bugs

How to Kill Scorpions

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 3 Comments.

” I would also capture and torture them, prisoners of war. That is actually when the war started”

Around the House / Rodents

How to Kill Rats

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Unless you are hoping that your stupid roommate will find it, you know, as an “accident”

Health

How to Kill Fungus

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Here is a tip on how to prevent body fungus. Take a damn shower for the love of god”