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How to Kill an Elephant

April 18, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“When it comes to killing elephants there is only one true expert. Bob Parsons.”

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Animals / Rodents

How to Kill a Skunk

February 12, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

Killing Skunks If there is one animal in this world that seems to have no redeeming characteristics whatsoever, it is the skunk. A vicious, disease-bearing pest, it endears itself even …

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Animals / Lawn and Garden

How to Kill Moles

December 15, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

Now, there are humane ways to eliminate your mole problem by using traps which allow you to capture them alive. However, the most effective way to guarantee they won’t return is to kill them

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How to Kill Alligators

October 15, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

Some people like to wrestle gators. These people are stupid. I mean really stupid. You should never ‘wrastle’ a gator unless you know what you are doing but even then you are still an idiot.

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How to Kill a Lobster

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

“Also be weary of a lobster that can sing and dance, Sebastian has been missing and I wouldn’t want to anger the Mer King by eating him”

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How to Kill a Bear

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“There are two bears that are not to be harmed under any circumstances. Do you hear me? “

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