How to Kill an Elephant
“When it comes to killing elephants there is only one true expert. Bob Parsons.”
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How to Kill a Skunk
Killing Skunks If there is one animal in this world that seems to have no redeeming characteristics whatsoever, it is the skunk. A vicious, disease-bearing pest, it endears itself even …
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How to Kill Moles
Now, there are humane ways to eliminate your mole problem by using traps which allow you to capture them alive. However, the most effective way to guarantee they won’t return is to kill them
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How to Kill Alligators
Some people like to wrestle gators. These people are stupid. I mean really stupid. You should never ‘wrastle’ a gator unless you know what you are doing but even then you are still an idiot.
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How to Kill a Lobster
“Also be weary of a lobster that can sing and dance, Sebastian has been missing and I wouldn’t want to anger the Mer King by eating him”
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How to Kill a Bear
“There are two bears that are not to be harmed under any circumstances. Do you hear me? “
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