herbicide – How To Kill Things

” But tastes change and houses made of dirt are no longer as popular as they once were, leaving the poor dandelion no place to go but your lawn.”

“Regardless of the method that you use, killing bamboo can take quite awhile.”

“I don’t mean you put a girdle on your tree and squeeze it to death. Idiots.”

” Newspapers are not as innocent as they seem, they are tough and mean and will rage an all out war on your lawn”