Just For Fun! – How To Kill Things

“A surefire way to kill at witch, and another oldie, is to burn it at the stake”

“your coworker, Chad walks by with a steaming Styrofoam cup and a disturbingly perfect smile of triumph”

“When it comes to killing elephants there is only one true expert. Bob Parsons.”

“If you have found a way to survive with out air then please, please let me know I am very interested in hearing about this”

“Solitaire happens to be a main suspect in the growing number of the murders committed on time but as of right now no charges have been filed”

“I hate to break it to you but vampires do not glitter in the damn sun”

“Seriously, try working for your brother and not want to kill him”