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January 27, 2021

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If it's alive, we'll tell you how to kill it.

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How to kill a Witch
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How to Kill a Witch

October 17, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“A surefire way to kill at witch, and another oldie, is to burn it at the stake”

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How to Kill Yourself
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How to Kill Yourself

October 17, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 2 Comments.

“your coworker, Chad walks by with a steaming Styrofoam cup and a disturbingly perfect smile of triumph”

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how to kill an elephant
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How to Kill an Elephant

April 18, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“When it comes to killing elephants there is only one true expert. Bob Parsons.”

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how to kill brain cells
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How to Kill Brain Cells

September 14, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

“If you have found a way to survive with out air then please, please let me know I am very interested in hearing about this”

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how to kill time
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How to Kill Time

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Solitaire happens to be a main suspect in the growing number of the murders committed on time but as of right now no charges have been filed”

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how to kill vampires
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How to Kill a Vampire

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“I hate to break it to you but vampires do not glitter in the damn sun”

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how to kill your boss
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How to Kill Your Boss

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Seriously, try working for your brother and not want to kill him”

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