fire – How To Kill Things

“Its an evil Black Widow, if you have problems with this then maybe you’re the sick one. Just saying.”

“A last resort method to kill aphids is one that I don’t recommend unless you have had all you can take and are at the end of your rope”

“I hate to break it to you but vampires do not glitter in the damn sun”

” Newspapers are not as innocent as they seem, they are tough and mean and will rage an all out war on your lawn”

“So goodnight, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite, seriously”