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How to Kill Pigeons

September 13, 2010February 2, 2012 - by The Staff - 5 Comments.

“If you are stupid enough not to have these weapons what the hell kind of good are you going to be in the Revolution against the flying vermin?”

Birds

How to Kill Crows

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

“There in one particular crow or actually raven that you want to be aware of. It will appear on a rare occasion when you are weary and may be experiencing some sort of depression or the beginnings of a psychotic break”