The Staff – How To Kill Things

Just For Fun! / Super Natural

How to Kill a Witch

October 17, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“A surefire way to kill at witch, and another oldie, is to burn it at the stake”

Just For Fun!

How to Kill Yourself

October 17, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 2 Comments.

“your coworker, Chad walks by with a steaming Styrofoam cup and a disturbingly perfect smile of triumph”

Around the House

How to Kill a Computer Virus

October 17, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“you’ve not only learned how to kill a computer virus but you have also saved a lot of money by doing it yourself.”

Around the House / Lawn and Garden

How to Kill A Tree Stump

October 15, 2011October 15, 2011 - by The Staff

“You finally made the difficult decision to cut down the old family maple.”

Around the House / Health

How to Kill Black Mold

October 15, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Black mold can make your home look ugly and feel gross.”

Health

How to Kill Ringworm

April 25, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

“Wiggling little worms crawling around under the skin, right? Well, actually no.”

Bugs / Lawn and Garden

How to Kill Carpenter Ants

April 18, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“What a waste of delicious wood!”

Animals / Just For Fun!

How to Kill an Elephant

April 18, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“When it comes to killing elephants there is only one true expert. Bob Parsons.”

Bugs

How to Kill Stink Bugs

April 18, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“It would be a good idea to keep a bat around the house, but bats aren’t exactly known for being very good creatures to have”

Lawn and Garden

How to Kill Dandelions

April 18, 2011October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

” But tastes change and houses made of dirt are no longer as popular as they once were, leaving the poor dandelion no place to go but your lawn.”