How to Kill a Witch
“A surefire way to kill at witch, and another oldie, is to burn it at the stake”
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How to Kill Yourself
“your coworker, Chad walks by with a steaming Styrofoam cup and a disturbingly perfect smile of triumph”
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How to Kill a Computer Virus
“you’ve not only learned how to kill a computer virus but you have also saved a lot of money by doing it yourself.”
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How to Kill A Tree Stump
“You finally made the difficult decision to cut down the old family maple.”
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How to Kill Black Mold
“Black mold can make your home look ugly and feel gross.”
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How to Kill Ringworm
“Wiggling little worms crawling around under the skin, right? Well, actually no.”
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How to Kill Carpenter Ants
“What a waste of delicious wood!”
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How to Kill an Elephant
“When it comes to killing elephants there is only one true expert. Bob Parsons.”
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How to Kill Stink Bugs
“It would be a good idea to keep a bat around the house, but bats aren’t exactly known for being very good creatures to have”
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How to Kill Dandelions
” But tastes change and houses made of dirt are no longer as popular as they once were, leaving the poor dandelion no place to go but your lawn.”
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