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Just For Fun! / Super Natural

How to Kill a Vampire

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - Leave a Comment

“I hate to break it to you but vampires do not glitter in the damn sun”

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Just For Fun!

How to Kill Your Boss

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - Leave a Comment

“Seriously, try working for your brother and not want to kill him”

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Lawn and Garden

How to Kill Grass

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 3 Comments.

” Newspapers are not as innocent as they seem, they are tough and mean and will rage an all out war on your lawn”

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Around the House / Bugs

How to Kill Bed Bugs

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 5 Comments.

“So goodnight, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite, seriously”

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Animals

How to Kill a Bear

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - Leave a Comment

“There are two bears that are not to be harmed under any circumstances. Do you hear me? “

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Health

How to Kill a Cold

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 3 Comments.

” Not just because of the garlic though, people just don’t like you and are looking for an excuse not to hangout with you”

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Birds

How to Kill Crows

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

“There in one particular crow or actually raven that you want to be aware of. It will appear on a rare occasion when you are weary and may be experiencing some sort of depression or the beginnings of a psychotic break”

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Around the House / Rodents

How to Kill Mice

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - Leave a Comment

” If you wish to harm this mouse then you have severe issues with your childhood and probably need to see a professional”

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Around the House / Bugs

How to Kill Ants

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - Leave a Comment

“Now, if they have already breached your borders there are still ways to kill them”

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