The Staff – Page 6 – How To Kill Things

Just For Fun! / Super Natural

How to Kill a Vampire

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“I hate to break it to you but vampires do not glitter in the damn sun”

Just For Fun!

How to Kill Your Boss

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Seriously, try working for your brother and not want to kill him”

Lawn and Garden

How to Kill Grass

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 3 Comments.

” Newspapers are not as innocent as they seem, they are tough and mean and will rage an all out war on your lawn”

Around the House / Bugs

How to Kill Bed Bugs

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 5 Comments.

“So goodnight, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite, seriously”

Animals

How to Kill a Bear

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“There are two bears that are not to be harmed under any circumstances. Do you hear me? “

Health

How to Kill a Cold

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 3 Comments.

” Not just because of the garlic though, people just don’t like you and are looking for an excuse not to hangout with you”

Birds

How to Kill Crows

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff - 1 Comment

“There in one particular crow or actually raven that you want to be aware of. It will appear on a rare occasion when you are weary and may be experiencing some sort of depression or the beginnings of a psychotic break”

Around the House / Rodents

How to Kill Mice

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

” If you wish to harm this mouse then you have severe issues with your childhood and probably need to see a professional”

Around the House / Bugs

How to Kill Ants

September 13, 2010October 17, 2011 - by The Staff

“Now, if they have already breached your borders there are still ways to kill them”