Killing Brain Cells
BEWARE! Just about anything you do will cause you to lose brain cells. When you wake up in the morning you will have already lost your first brain cells of the day. In fact, I am losing brains cells as I write this article. It is lucky that we have about 100 billion brain cells so we can afford to lose a few. However, certain things can cause you to lose more than you naturally would and would make you an even bigger idiot than you are right now.
Almost all drugs, legal or illegal will kill your brain cells. If you need to take a certain medication for health reasons than by all means do it. But if you choose to partake in the illegal/legal substances for recreation purposes than you get what is coming to you. You will lose brain cells and become a more stupid person as a result. That is your own doing and no one else can be found at fault. Here are some substances that will cause to to kill your brains cells:
- Vicks Vapor Rub
- This list could continue on and on but you get the point, or at least I hope you do.
Also, for you women, and some men (We don’t judge here, well that’s a blatant lie but we try our best), most of that make-up that you slather on your face will result in the killing of your brain cells. Also, you don’t need to put so much on, you end up looking like a damn clown but that is getting off subject. Be careful of the ingredients in the paint you put on your face. Also be weary of what you put in your hair as well. Ingredients in shampoos and other hair products will also make you an idiot. But by no reason should you stop paying attention to your personal hygeine.
Dehydration can also be a cause of the death to your brain cells. Make sure that you stay hydrated and drink water. But don’t drink too much water otherwise you can still kill your brain cells. You need to find the perfect median otherwise you are just screwed. You also need to watch what you eat because certain things in your food can cause you to kill your brain cells. Carbon monoxide can kill your brain cells as well. So that basically means pollution which basically means the air which means again you are screwed because you sort of need air. If you have found a way to survive with out air then please, please let me know I am very interested in hearing about this.
One of the most infamous ways to murder your brain cells is by huffing paint. This is a blatant genocide of your brain cells. Seriously, what kind of idiot gets their kicks by huffing paint? I guess you only need to do it once to lose enough to think that it is a good idea to do it again. But I believe you would have to of already lost a significant amount of brain cells to think that this was a good idea to begin with. This is just a small list of things that can kill your brain cells. There are many other ways to do it and many more stupid acts to accomplish to kill your brain cells. I’m not sure if you can kill all of your brain cells but I’m sure that there are a few truly stupid people who have already chosen to kill off their own precious brain cells who may be able to achieve this.