How to Kill a Fairy
“They are mystical and magical and beautiful. So, why do I want to go on some fairy killing spree?”
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How To Kill Head Lice
“I’m sure if they knew they were living on a giant they would feel bad”
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How To Kill Bees
“I am not talking about the heavy metal band, though I’m sure if you played them for the bees they will probably die”
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How To Kill Crickets
“Its not a good way to go, getting all excited about a treat and then BAM! Death. Poor little things”
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How To Kill A Tree
“I don’t mean you put a girdle on your tree and squeeze it to death. Idiots.”
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How To Kill Banana Spiders
“I’m not stupid like you are”
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How to Kill Cockroaches
“You take that shoe and smack the roach until it dies a quick death”
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How to Kill Brain Cells
“If you have found a way to survive with out air then please, please let me know I am very interested in hearing about this”
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How to Kill Time
“Solitaire happens to be a main suspect in the growing number of the murders committed on time but as of right now no charges have been filed”
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How to Kill a Werewolf
“They want to be in the media, as long as they are in the mainstream, less of a myth and legend they become and people don’t think about them as actually existing just another thing on the T.V.”
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