How to Kill a Lobster
“Also be weary of a lobster that can sing and dance, Sebastian has been missing and I wouldn’t want to anger the Mer King by eating him”
How to Kill a Lobster Read MoreAuthor: The Staff
How to Kill Pigeons
“If you are stupid enough not to have these weapons what the hell kind of good are you going to be in the Revolution against the flying vermin?”
How to Kill Pigeons Read More
How to Kill Black Widows
“Its an evil Black Widow, if you have problems with this then maybe you’re the sick one. Just saying.”
How to Kill Black Widows Read More
How to Kill Aphids
“A last resort method to kill aphids is one that I don’t recommend unless you have had all you can take and are at the end of your rope”
How to Kill Aphids Read More
How to Kill Mushrooms
“However, my favorite method for killing mushrooms is a little known one. Most people have never heard of it and don’t believe it if they do”
How to Kill Mushrooms Read More
How to Kill Weeds
“this is not about how to kill Weeds the television show. If you are looking for something on that, I can’t help you. Mostly because its a damn good show and I will not be a part of any campaign to bring it down”
How to Kill Weeds Read More
How to Kill Termites
“Killing termites is a pain in the ass, I’m not going to sugarcoat it for you”
How to Kill Termites Read More
How to Kill Scorpions
” I would also capture and torture them, prisoners of war. That is actually when the war started”
How to Kill Scorpions Read More
How to Kill Rats
“Unless you are hoping that your stupid roommate will find it, you know, as an “accident”
How to Kill Rats Read More
How to Kill Fungus
“Here is a tip on how to prevent body fungus. Take a damn shower for the love of god”
How to Kill Fungus Read More